Jeff Dunham's special phrases- Arguing With Myself

* with Sweeeet Daddy Deee

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I'll be a fine,

Summer Wine,

That'll be divine

in a time

 -SDD

SDD- ... Werd

JD- What?

SDD- Werd

JD-What word?

SDD- What?

JD-You said word!

SDD- Werd.

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Walter

W-I could get a real job

JD- Ha! What would you do?

W-I'll be a greeter at Walmart

JD-What would be your opening line?

W-Oh. Hello, welcome to walmart. GET YOUR SHIT AND GET OUT!

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Peanut

JD-Where is this place?

to be continued

Lilliputt

I'm blogging after playing all the downloaded games from iwin.com and gametop.com.

Yesterday, went minigolfing at Lilliputt, an xtra patriotic indoor minigolf course.

First was Changi Airport, where we had to take the ball, thru planes and terminals to get to the hoe. Then, it started making a tour around Singapore anti-clockwise. My favourite was Sentosa, where it had a huge machine, taking the ball around for a miniature tour around the Sentosa model, which we could look at, and finally randomly coming out of any hole and I made it thru the net.

Obsessed with jeff Dunham's new special now. Watch it. 

Bolt

Yesterday, I went to Bugis Junction to catch the premiere of Bolt.

Upon arriving the train station, I vividly say Rain(Xia Yu) coming out of the station, curious, i came closer, it was him! 95% sure. It's easy to recognise his walking style and his shoes he wears.

Buying tickets for first class seats right at the back, advertisements and warnings of mobile phone off came on, then Bolt started. Bolt looked really cute when he was young when Penny adopted him from the pet shop. He soon grew 5 years in dog age, and then he was a star in a movie.

However, he thought every thing was real, and thought he could really fly, break open fences, laser eyes, and so long. But in one time, Penny was kidnapped in the script, he took it for real, and mistakenly landed on a truck that took him far far away.

First meeting a cat and hamster, he relised it's all a show, but still loves penny very much. Lost and much needing to go home, they take a trip to Bolt's tag:hollywood. Penny is in the middle of a show with a replacement of Bolt, who catches the whole studio on fire, Bolt reaches and saves Penny, they quit the movie and live a quiet a life with Penny, her mother and all his animal friends.

Then i bought the super new Take That album- The Circus. HURRAY!!!

Genting Trip Day 4+Reflections

Aww man! It was time to go home, and bus was all ready, another double decker bus, it was fun this  journey, and we went home tired and disappointed.

I love this trip so much, i wanna go back now, wif my cousins!!!! 

So many rollercoasters haven't taken!

and most of all,

I left my handphone charger in the hotel room in Genting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Genting Trip Day 3

(Recounting the day itself)

Today, i woke up at an especially late time, when all of my cousins and aunts rang my room's doorbell, and I had to speed up everything. After breakfast at the First World Cafe, which had quite a feast of char kuay tiao and bread and nestle cereal, we then went off on another journey to the theme park.

This time, we still wore yesterday's expired wristband, but managed to take a lot of rides becos they didn't care, so we took the Euro Xpress indoor coaster, like for excitement, but Dave was too freaked to take any more coasters.

So after that, or after lunch, after taking enough of all the rides, we went to Ripley's Believe It Or Not, where a lot of optical illusions and amazing disgusting facts stood, we were like yucks over the guy who survived an arrow thru the whole skull, and fun stuff like the man with no lower body and the dizzy tunnel, where it felt like we were over turning, when it was the paper moving, dark and creepy, dizzy and crazy, what I like most! there was also a translucent mirror, that could see thru on one side, but the other just a reflection. So it was meant to be funny, seeing people roll their tongue, as the mirror was people to try out rolling their tongues, and Dave kept shouting some monor vulgarities, that maybe wont.

Ok, we then went to the arcade, where we found give away ticket games, like putting balls into holes just 10 cm away, take the ball in the hand and slot in inside the mountain, and also one hitting the targets, altogether getting a total of 1329 tickets to share. Each of us got like 300 points to redeem and i got a whistle, notebook, highlighter, bookmark.

After that, it was the end, where we ate the best seafood dinner ever, and headed towards the room i always liked more than my home. We were awaiting boredom again as the next day was well, sayo nara......

:(

Genting Trip Day 2

I was so excited, the room colder than my room even without the air con on, 5.30 was my rise and shine. In the dark room, I brushed teeth and ate breakfast with my cousins. In case you dun noe, 4 children including me went on tour, we are cousins, 3 boys 1 gal. So ok, we ate breakfast at Resort Hotel and wow, was that one large spread!

Soon, we bought the tickets "Unlimited 1 day theme park indoor and outdoor" for us 4, and me and dave went in first. At that time, Jia Qi (Eugene) and Jia NingX2 (Vivien) were still having breakfast, that are siblings btw.

We first took the merry, go round double decker, when i unluckily knocked my head on a short pole. Really a ride for kids, under the cool temperature, almost every ride would seem carefree and fun!

I got on one ride without dave becos he was too light, it was one scary ride, somemore i was taking it alone!I queued while they took the outdoor ferris wheel. So i was in the car was zooming myself down the tracklike a rollercoaster track, with no controlling. Quick and cool, i loved it. Then i went up to look for them, saw them, and then met them to take a "jungle cruise" thru dinosaur land, when we went thru a cave and some dinosaurs sprayed water at us. Then it was showtime.

We first took a simulatorthat wasnt one at all, and it was kind of dizzy, called space lab or somehting. It was felt like we were turning around the whole cylindrical building but the walls were the ones moving.

Then we started on something more fun, as far as I can remember, we could drive our own boats and cycle around the whole water track, and sometimes a bit banging over here and there, Jia Qi had to paddle one heavy boat all by himself. Ok, then we decided.

ROLLER COASTER! ROLLING THUNDER MINE TRAIN!!

It took off in an extraordinary pace and cliimbed up the steep slope, then we went down like dummies on the edge of a cliff and den came the worst part, a super steep slope down. Whoo!!!! It was really awesome falling down, made Dave a bit scared though. After each ride he had to use the toilet, we sat the roller coaster mine train only once.

Then we decided, another coaster!!!!

Flying Dragon!

It was so fast and it was speeding all around the whole outdoor theme park!When it came to a steep turning, as i was sitting alone, i slipped to the right side of the 2 seater chair, scared me out of my wits!!!

Ate yummy lunch again, and then tried the indoor theme park!! First we tried on a 4d simulator, waited bloody long on an underground passage with optical illusions on the way and then 4 of us were separated into two different ride timings. Dang it! But i hate 3d illusions, so i just sticked to the movement and the wind blowing at me.

Then we took bumper cars and so on, some lame rides and t evening, decided on the indoor coaster, sat wif Jia Qi, and withfast turnings, and steep slopes and a combination of outdoor and indoor, we were laughing all the way, although trying to keep a serious face on, when other people were screaming their hearts out like maniacs!

Ate yummy dinner and went to comfy bed to sleep, before that, Dave and I watched madagascar 2 on the cinema, and it was amazing funny, esp touching when the father danced with the son.

Genting Trip Day 1

Day 1

I was so excited the previous night that I could hardly get my eyes to close until it was 3 am when i got sleep for a satisfying 2 hours. At 5 am, we set off to Queen Street just to know that we are going to sit a double decker bus to Genting.

However, we sat on the first deck, which has 9 seats fitting all our family, which have 9 people. On the bus, Malaysia, after passing those checkpoints and immigrations, we took a 8 hour long journey. We were so excited we could even come up with some cold games that are like the most fun of all, the ride was damn smooth, watched the iPod and played my phone like until no more batt. Stopped for toilet breaks, just to breathe in the fresh mountainous air, around the many trees unlike singapore hot and stuffy.

Skipping this, the ride up the mountain Genting was most crazy, it was getting colder and my handprint was pasted on the window, we could see aboe the cluds and buildings size of my thumbdrive. We swerved round and round and soon got all the way to the top,

First losing our sense of direction of hotels, we took a bloody 3 hours just to get the key and time of checking in. Once we got in, and got out, we toured around the place, ate some yummy dinner at some enticing restaurant before we got to bed to expect a great surprise the next day.